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Haymitch
HAYMITCH IF YOU THROW UP ON STAGE TONIGHT AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL I SWEAR I WILL HAVE YOU FIRED.
They won't fire me you know I'm the only mentor in this c*** district.
UGH! Well, then..I will...STEAL ALL YOUR BOOZE.
WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T!
Exactly. I knew I could get you to sober up somehow.