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Jazz
Hey Jazz, last night was f***ing amazing, but I just wanted to check in, see how you're doing?
How do you think bozo? That double-wide f*** log you call a d*** just about broke my p****, I can barely keep my legs together, which wouldn't be that big of a problem if your ridiculously fat tanuki balls hadn't shot so much spunk into me that I'm still leaking like a tub of Krispy Kreme!